Random pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
I look so happy!
1)This Pokemon is your best friend!
Well shit son!
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
I work for a drug dealer?
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
I hope it's forensics, Anthropology, or Geology.
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE COMING!
6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend (Changed it, it can be either)
Welp I have nothing to worry about ever.
7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Wow... My only thought is how drunk was I to get together in the first place!?
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Haunted Vagina wants cream cheescake... Well den...
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
How da hell did dis mofo get in the house at all?
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
Wow what'a shocker.
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
What HELL FOR!?!?! We've already established that Bambi is the stalker!
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Well den... Guess I need to go get the new Smash Bros then. XD
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
My own personal construction worker, hellz yeah.
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Bambi's father likes my smile I guess.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Lies, I don't dream about FAIL! ... Nah just kinding, Manectric's okay I guess. Fuckin' stupid mega evo design tho. <.<
The following were added by HIDDENloid-EXE!
18) This Pokemon will crash your wedding
Welp, good thing Imma water type LoL.
19) This Pokemon is going to be your math teacher
20) This Pokemon will cause the Zombie Apocalypse
SWIRL ART IS THE ENEMY!
21) This Pokemon will make your coffee for the rest of your life
...And fuck up your team while he's at it. =w=
22) This Pokemon will give you plastic surgery
Well... it could be worse, at least he'll be fast as what he does.
23) This Pokemon is what your breakfast was made out of this morning
He was too fabulous for his own good...
24) This Pokemon killed your father
I KNEW YOU WERE AN EVIL ASSHOLE!!!
25) This Pokemon IS your father
FUCK YOU SYLVEON YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT EXP!
All while being a Huntail! FUCK YEAH!
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